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    Maria asks for a pay raise

    My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than...
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    Cardiologist's Funeral

    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point...
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    drunks

    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed...
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    Christmas Party

    Graham had been in Police work for 35 years ... Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the isolated Kimberleys, as far from humanity as possible to live on his own. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total...
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