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This just in... The Weather Channel says the earthquake was caused by an unknown faultline running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault. Some think it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves! Obama will say it's really Bush's fault. Breaking...

Normally don't like country songs, but I like humorous ones. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=pjkLf_X88WM&vq=medium

Sorry in advance if anyone is offended by this. Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his class room on the first day of school in Ohio . "What is your name?" – asked the teacher. "Mohammad". answered the kid. "You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the...

Actual news headline here in Denver.... Police search for Moron From the article... If anyone has seen Moron, they're asked to call Aurora Police at 303-627-3152. Hope they don't get too many calls from people looking in the mirror. Here's a link to the article...

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

He grasped me firmly, but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax” he said quietly and then he reached down...

Tip of the Day: If you’re camping and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to sex........... Wish me luck; I appear in court next Monday.