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Activists Missing After Declaring "War on Leather" at Motorcycle Rally Johnstown, PA – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large...

There's a reason why I posted this in the Jokes, Funny Stuff, etc... section. e-Bay # 120531574890 If he get's 12k for this car, I can get 90K for mine.... and mine is a real "P" code 340, not the advertised "H" code 318 car in this auction! This guys stones must clank when he walks.

So.... you think you know how to ride a bicycle? http://video.telegraph.co.uk/services/player/bcpid1137883380?bctid=21337502001

Some sunofabitch sent this to me. Now you can have this stuck in YOUR head....... :toothy10: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMYN4djSq7o

It's been a while since someone posted a gratuitis cute dog picture. I snapped this tolerent little guy outside Citifield Field just before the Met game Saturday night. Please, no jokes about the Mets going to the dogs.... we're doing the best we can with what we got (left...)

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Maybe he should have had someone show him where 3rd. is? http://videos.streetfire.net/video/clutchmaster-integra-from_197990.htm

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're...

You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School .. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When...

Employee of the Month! A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back in Minnesota ." Well, the boss liked the...

At this point I think we've got everything covered. First it was TV's... then stereos & electronics.... now they've miniaturized these! http://jalopnik.com/384706/the-japanese-convert-jdm-boxes-into-american-iron Wish they could miniaturize my Hot Rod bills....

....after you cut & paste this and send it to every living being you know whom feels compelled to send you bullshit e-mails. I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using apaper...

Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that...

I wish my Dad built stuff like this for me when I was a kid.... http://jalopnik.com/381297/hit-it-boy-helmetless-hopped+up-power-wheels-hoonage?autoplay=true

Yep. 200 MPH. On a TETHER CAR! Check out the flag moving and the bugs flying around while this thing RIPS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zhz9N3MxX8

It's almost 4 minutes long, but stay with it. Someone put alot of thought into adding sub-titles to this epic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjlnETXiwWE

OK.... I got this from my buddies wife and I have NO IDEA what the dialog is since I was born into a different tribe, but watch the video. It's pretty much self-explantory. If someone would be kind enough to give a brief translation, great. And you can show it to the wife and kids...

> WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM > > > A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.. > The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a > voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of > Nike > running shoes and a sign around her...

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Yup...our society has officially bottomed out. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

1. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted part you were drying. 2. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then...

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The Man Rules > At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down > > Finally , the guys' side of the story. > ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) > We always hear " the rules" > From the female side. > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note...

Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system...

While walking along a wooded trail near Boulder, Colorado a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing? "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You...

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to...

<sigh...> Sorry guys. I'm stuck home, bored stooopid..... and posting jokes non-stop. I'll be back to work Monday and this madness will stop. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is...

When insults had class These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you...

Hey, I found this in my mailbox, so it must be true! If not, it's at least entertaining.... Speeding Ticket Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15 near MCAS Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check...