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This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the...

So i was feeling a little hungry tonight and thought i would go to wendy's. im the kinda guy who likes to have fun. PLUS there were all kindsa cute girls working so by time i got to take my burger to go home it was cold.. but anyways thats off track.. heres the burger... Once apon a...

A firefighter is working on an engine outside the station, when he notices a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her...

Short version: 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if...

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the...

Just minutes before the church services started the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate...

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, "what is your occupation?" "I'm a *****" she...

Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland ... Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told...

Admin.. I hope there aren't to many pictures. STORY: This happened on Oct 14, 2006 outside of Edson Alberta. An employee from this camp was relieved of his duties late Friday afternoon. I guess he went a little "postal" with the trackhoe on the other equipment late Saturday night......What...

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year Eve Party. We turned on a night-light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi...

And all this time I thought it was a sign of pureness... Son asked his mother the following question. "Mom why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The sons thanks his mom and goes off to...

So they say that girls with big boobs should work for hooters.. right? Well where do the poor girls with one leg work?? . . . . . . . >> I hop <<

This joke is Rated R not for younger viewers.... And I stress that because in good hearted fun some may get offended. Down for joke? :wav: A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of...

Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left...