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HOLY WATER Once upon a time there were four older ladies that lived in Italy.... They always sat outside and chatted about when they were younger.... One day they pooled their money together and bought a laptop computer... They always wanted to see what Florida was about and they...

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Subject: Computer Maintenance Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive...

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This is why men don't design Christmas Wrapping Paper. Happy Holidays!!!!!

You've Been Elfed!!! Life is all about BUTTS you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one ...... That's right, you've been " elfed " . Pass this on to as many people as possible, but you...

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system...