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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What’s it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a...

I rear ended a car this morning on the way to work.... the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?" That's how the fight started.

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down .....by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging...

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until , one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the...

There's a Packer fan driving from Green Bay to Minneapolis, and a Viking fan driving from Minneapolis to Green Bay. In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Packer manages to climb out...