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:rofl:Been Her (The Bruce Jenner Story)

What is the difference at the scene of a lawyer suicide compared to a Viagra overdose? v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v None! They both have giant pricks with their heads blown off! :wack:

So I was reading a post and found an interesting acronym and just had to chuckle a little.... Mother In Law.... Now it all makes sense!

The Blood Mobile was here the other day and some of the stuff they gave away was a stress ball that looked like a cow. I asked them if they had one shaped like a chicken. They said no and wondered why I would want one shaped like a chicken. I explained that if I got stressed out it would be a...

Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?’ Customer says, 'Female.’ Counter guy asks, 'Black or white?'... Customer says, 'White.’ Counter guy asks, 'Christian or Muslim?’ Customer says, 'What the hell does religion have...

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.' The priest then asked...

A forward I received... I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG... Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000...

This is too damn funny! Check out the IMDB discalimer too.... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190617/taglines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CYSGCoflAA