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The Italian Loan An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and Asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer That he was going to Italy on business for two weeks And needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a Depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would...

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the...

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself. Man; "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine; "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man; "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine; "No, they spread ."