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The instructor informed the class that there would be a test tomorrow and there would be no excuses for not being there that would be valid short of a nuclear holocaust of perhaps a death in the family. One kid in the back of the room ask if total sexual exhaustion would be a viable excuse. The...

A woman was standing nude in front of the mirror stating how fat, old and ugly she was. She told her husband that he should at least give her a compliment. He replied, "You have damn good eye site" Small Block

Talking to a feller the other day and he informed me that it could have been stopped a lot sooner than it was. "Oh really, tell me how" "Had they put a wedding ring on it, it wouldn't have put out, very much" Small Block

....at the White house this morning. He went to the back door and ask where the spade and the hoe was.. They fired his *** right then and there. Small Block