swingingdart
Well-Known Member
There were a couple of teenagers who were walking out in the woods when they came upon a hole, very deep hole, so deep they couldn't even see the bottom. So they decided to through some rocks down and see how long it takes to hit the bottom. so they threw one rock, but never heard it hit the bottom. So they threw another one, still nothing. so they thought "Hey, maybe the rocks aren't heavy enough to make a loud enough noise." so they looked around and spotted a transmission. "Wow," they thought "that would make a big enough noise." so they both grabbed it and chucked it down. while the were listening for the crash, they heard a ruslting in the bushes. When out came a goat Running full speed, it ran right up to them and jumped down the hole. The boys looked at each other puzzled, when a farmer yelled "hey what are you two boys doing?" they explained that they were trying to see how deep the hole was and had thrown a couple rocks trying to tell. then one of the boys said "Yeah and weird thing, a goat came running and just jumped in." "Really?" said the farmer frowning "ah well it ain't my goat, mine's tied to a transmission!
