A man is sitting at a bar just staring into his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Suddenly a burly truck driver steps up to him, takes the drink, and downs it. The poor guy starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on, man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you a round. I can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep and I'm late to work. I miss a meeting, and my boss fires me. When I try to leave the building, I find out my car was stolen. I get a cab home and accidentally leave my wallet and credit cards in the cab. When I go inside my house, I find my wife in bed with the cable guy. I leave home and come here. And just when I am ready to put an end to it all, you show up and drink my poison..."
The truck driver says, "Come on, man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you a round. I can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep and I'm late to work. I miss a meeting, and my boss fires me. When I try to leave the building, I find out my car was stolen. I get a cab home and accidentally leave my wallet and credit cards in the cab. When I go inside my house, I find my wife in bed with the cable guy. I leave home and come here. And just when I am ready to put an end to it all, you show up and drink my poison..."
