Bar Food

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A man walks into a bar and sees a sign over the bar:

Cheese sandwich - $4.00

Ham sandwich - $5.00

Hand job - $20.00


He checks his wallet and then approaches the gorgeous barmaid.

"So are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.

"Sure." she says with a devilish smile.

"Well, go wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich."
 

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