SCredneck
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over and asks what's wrong.
"Well," says Paul, "you know that hot blonde at work that I wanted to ask out, but got an erection every time I even saw her?"
"Yeah," says Jeff.
"Well I finally asked her and she agreed" says Paul.
"Man that's great. When is your date?" says Jeff.
"I went to meet her this evening," says Paul. "But I was worried I might get an erection as soon as I saw again, so I came up with a plan. I got some duct tape and taped my ***** to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't be so obvious."
"Sounds sensible," says Jeff.
"When I get there," says Paul, "she answered the door in the tightest, sheerest, sexiest dress you ever imagined."
"Well what happened," asked Jeff.
Paul slumps back down again...
"I kicked her in the face."
"Well," says Paul, "you know that hot blonde at work that I wanted to ask out, but got an erection every time I even saw her?"
"Yeah," says Jeff.
"Well I finally asked her and she agreed" says Paul.
"Man that's great. When is your date?" says Jeff.
"I went to meet her this evening," says Paul. "But I was worried I might get an erection as soon as I saw again, so I came up with a plan. I got some duct tape and taped my ***** to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't be so obvious."
"Sounds sensible," says Jeff.
"When I get there," says Paul, "she answered the door in the tightest, sheerest, sexiest dress you ever imagined."
"Well what happened," asked Jeff.
Paul slumps back down again...
"I kicked her in the face."
