engineering flow chart...
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68gtxman
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This chart had me laughing so hard that I cried! Us engineers do have a sense of humor.:cheers: Thanks for the early morning laugh!!!
I wish I could post the one about how a man buys something at the mall vs. how a woman does the same thing. The man makes a beeline toward the one store selling the item he wants and then directly returns to his car and leaves. The woman enters the mall and hits every store at least once, including the store selling her desired item though she didn't buy it on the first visit.:wack:
69FBCuda
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In IT these are the required Case Flow Chart templates:
Format All Templates(F.A.T) per corporate request as follows;
C)ase:
R)esolution:
A)ction:
P)lan:
F)ormal:
U)nified:
C)ase:
K)nowledge:
I)nteraction:
T)emplate:
Effective immediately the new Case Resolution Action Plan (C.R.A.P) is mandatory for all cases. This template is intended to Hamper Any Logical Templates (H.A.L.T) from now until the next Dumb User Knowledge Interface Effort (D.U.K.I.E) attempt surfaces. This should effectively translate into Better Service (B.S) for all parties involved that require a movement.
And please don't forget at closing to include the Formal Unified Case Knowledge Interaction Template (F.U.C.K.I.T) this indicates to the customer that you are interacting accordingly.
Format All Templates(F.A.T) per corporate request as follows;
C)ase:
R)esolution:
A)ction:
P)lan:
F)ormal:
U)nified:
C)ase:
K)nowledge:
I)nteraction:
T)emplate:
Effective immediately the new Case Resolution Action Plan (C.R.A.P) is mandatory for all cases. This template is intended to Hamper Any Logical Templates (H.A.L.T) from now until the next Dumb User Knowledge Interface Effort (D.U.K.I.E) attempt surfaces. This should effectively translate into Better Service (B.S) for all parties involved that require a movement.
And please don't forget at closing to include the Formal Unified Case Knowledge Interaction Template (F.U.C.K.I.T) this indicates to the customer that you are interacting accordingly.
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