moparwedden
Well-Known Member
1) Good: A Caledon OPP, policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A
twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign,
which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice
down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And
we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Kingston , ON . An $80 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $80. The
police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Ontario Provincial Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the OPP
Ball.' He replied ' OPP don't have balls.' There was a moment of
silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then
closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car.
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A
twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign,
which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice
down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And
we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Kingston , ON . An $80 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $80. The
police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Ontario Provincial Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the OPP
Ball.' He replied ' OPP don't have balls.' There was a moment of
silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then
closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car.
