FIREWORKS & SHOW New Milford CT 07/05

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Come join us from 4pm to 9pm Sat. July 5th at Southworth Chrysler 5 Danbury Rd. New Milford, CT 06776. Corner of Rte 7 & Rte 202. Call toll-free for directions 1-800-351-5524. Best place to be to see the Fireworks at 9pm +/-. Hot vehicles, dazzling fireworks and fun for all.
Prizes, food vendors, goodie bags, DJ, Carvel's and Dunkin Donuts within walking distance. Over 50 trophies to be awarded, open to all cars, trucks and motorcyles, no year cut off.
Come see the all new 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8 on display, and special appearances by "the Marine Corps. Tribute Bike" and the "Marine Flag Escort Truck" Registration is $10.00 with a portion of preceeds to benefit the Wounded Warriors and the local Fireworks.
 
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Come join us from 4pm to 9pm Sat. July 5th at Southworth Chrysler 5 Danbury Rd. New Milford, CT 06776. Corner of Rte 7 & Rte 202. Call toll-free for directions 1-800-351-5524. Best place to be to see the Fireworks at 9pm +/-. Hot vehicles, dazzling fireworks and fun for all.
Prizes, food vendors, goodie bags, DJ, Carvel's and Dunkin Donuts within walking distance. Over 50 trophies to be awarded, open to all cars, trucks and motorcyles, no year cut off.
Come see the all new 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8 on display, and special appearances by "the Marine Corps. Tribute Bike" and the "Marine Flag Escort Truck" Registration is $10.00 with a portion of preceeds to benefit the Wounded Warriors and the local Fireworks.
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It is on display for for sale !!! Only 300 miles driven only by the dealer, ESP was never disengaged, tires never smoked.
 
OK, that's too funny. The ESP was never disengaged. 300 miles, and no one pushed the button. Reminds me of a little "CHALLENGER MADNESS!!"

REN: Now, listen, Cadet. I've got a JOB for you. See this button? (Stimpy reaches for the button) DON'T TOUCH IT! It's the ESP button, you FOOL!
STIMPY: So what'll happen?
REN: That's just IT! We don't KNOW! Maayyybeee something bad?...Mayyybeee something good! I guess we'll never know! 'Cause you're going to guard it! You won't TOUCH it, will you?
(Stimpy salutes. Ren leaves.)
REN: Hehhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...
(Stimpy marches back and forth, starting at the button.)
ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could unleash the power of that spanking new HEMI? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Dealer grabs Stimpy, forces him closer to the button.)
Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to destroy the future collectibility of this particular Challenger by hitting the button?
At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
STIMPY: NO I CAN'T!!!EEEEEYAAAHHHH! (pushes button)

ANNOUNCER: Tune in next week, as...
(Flash, Challenger disappears into sunset.)
 
I like it !!!! I can't wait for the next chapter. Remember I am a Car dealer, would I tell an untruth ? Thanks !!
 
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