Frog

[Bigdummy]

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> He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T
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> IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young,
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> THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
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> SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
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> NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
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> COME ON GUESS!
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> OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
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> COME ON -- DON'T BE A POOP!
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> SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!
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> She's old....... NOT DEAD !!!

 

[longarm]

Thats a knee slapper!
Good one!

 

[memike]

Thanks again, for a good laugh this morning Bigdummy=D>