demon seed
The Original Demon Seed
Caution this is long joke. Guy walks into a bar and sits down and see's this large jar full of money on the bar. He asks the bartender what's the deal and the bartender tells him that it involves a contest to see how tough you are. The Guy says he's game so the bartender tells him to put $20 bucks in the jar and he can get started which the guy does. The bartender tells him that first he must drink a jug of beer all at once without spilling a drop then eat these 12 halopenia peppers without sweating or grimacing then there's a chained up pit bull out back that needs a tooth removed and lastly there's an old lady upstairs that needs servicing, do all 4 and you win what's in the jar.
So the guy drinks the jug of beer without spilling a drop and eats the peppers without sweating then the bartender points him out back to the dog and wishes him luck. The guy goes out back and everyone in the bar could hear this yelling and screaming and yipping and growling and figure the guys got to be dead. Seconds later the guy staggers into the bar all cut up and bloody and asks the bartender "allright where's that old lady with the bad tooth".
So the guy drinks the jug of beer without spilling a drop and eats the peppers without sweating then the bartender points him out back to the dog and wishes him luck. The guy goes out back and everyone in the bar could hear this yelling and screaming and yipping and growling and figure the guys got to be dead. Seconds later the guy staggers into the bar all cut up and bloody and asks the bartender "allright where's that old lady with the bad tooth".
