BIG DOG
Well-Known Member
A fellow checked into a hotel while on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one os those girls you see advertised in the phone books under, "Escorts and Massages". He open the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself, 'Erotic', a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind.....So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.
"Hello?"...the woman says. God did she ever sound sexy!
" Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex! I want it hard and hot, and I want it now! I am talking kinky the whole night long. You name it and we do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you have in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic; but for an outside line you need to press#9!"
"Hello?"...the woman says. God did she ever sound sexy!
" Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex! I want it hard and hot, and I want it now! I am talking kinky the whole night long. You name it and we do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you have in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic; but for an outside line you need to press#9!"
