SCredneck
LARGE member
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a poem; they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a song and they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a poem; they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a song and they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
