skybolt
Well-Known Member
>A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed
>over,
>please come forward to the front by the altar."
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>With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked,
>"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
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>Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
>The
>preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand
>on
>top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a
>"blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with
>great
>enthusiasm.
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>After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked,
>"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
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>Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week."
>over,
>please come forward to the front by the altar."
>
>With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked,
>"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
>
>Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
>The
>preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand
>on
>top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a
>"blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with
>great
>enthusiasm.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked,
>"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
>
>Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week."
