inkjunkie
Well-Known Member
One morning at a doctor 's clinic a well built man arrives complaining of severe
back pain, the doctor examines him
and asks OK what happened to your
back?
The patient replies "you know that I
... work as a bouncer for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was
dressing himself.
I grabbed the fridge
and threw it at him.
Thats how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad.
but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building,
getting dressed at the same time, and you wont believe it but I was hit by a
fridge."
Then the 3rd patient arrives;
He even looks worse than the other two patients do and shivering like a reed.
The doctor is now shocked.
Again asks, "What the hell happened to
you.....!!?"
"Well, it started like this.... I was sitting in my neighbor's fridge"
back pain, the doctor examines him
and asks OK what happened to your
back?
The patient replies "you know that I
... work as a bouncer for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was
dressing himself.
I grabbed the fridge
and threw it at him.
Thats how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad.
but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building,
getting dressed at the same time, and you wont believe it but I was hit by a
fridge."
Then the 3rd patient arrives;
He even looks worse than the other two patients do and shivering like a reed.
The doctor is now shocked.
Again asks, "What the hell happened to
you.....!!?"
"Well, it started like this.... I was sitting in my neighbor's fridge"
