THIS guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a* haircut mate?
The* barber looked around the shop full of customers and* said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy* left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck* his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can* get a haircut mate?'
The barber looked around at the* shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy* left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a* haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and* said, 'About an hour and a half .
The guy* left.
The barber turned to his friend and said,* 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour will ya, follow that dude and see where he* goes to. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a* haircut, but he never comes back in.'
A* little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing* hysterically.
The* barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves here?'
Bob* looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and* said,
'Your* house!'
The* barber looked around the shop full of customers and* said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy* left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck* his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can* get a haircut mate?'
The barber looked around at the* shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy* left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a* haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and* said, 'About an hour and a half .
The guy* left.
The barber turned to his friend and said,* 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour will ya, follow that dude and see where he* goes to. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a* haircut, but he never comes back in.'
A* little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing* hysterically.
The* barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves here?'
Bob* looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and* said,
'Your* house!'
