The Downside of Romance

[Bad Sport]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "if you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I Love You"
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

 

[Bad Sport]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

[diymirage]

I have found the very best way to remember an anniversary is to forget it...just once
Same goes for her birthday

 

[barbee6043]

women must be the absolute smarter people on this Earth. there are some things they NERVER forget, no matter how many decades they live!!!!!??

( and some things they never remember???)