An old bum is walking down the street and decides to stop at the grocery store and buy a live chicken to take home to cook for dinner. A bit farther down the street he passes by a movie theater, see the credits for a movie he wants to see and buys a ticket. Knowing he can't bring the chicken into the theater, he stuffs it in his shirt and goes in and sits down. Shortly thereafter he realizes the chicken isn't getting any air so he unzips his trousers so the bird can breathe.
About this time Gertrude and Penelope buy tickets and go into the theater. It's full, so they wind up sitting next to the old bum. Pretty soon Gertrude says to Penelope, "Penelope, the guy sitting next to us has his fly open and his crank's hanging out!"
Penelope says, "Gertrude, so what, you've seen a lot of cranks in your day!" And Gertrude yeah, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn"!
About this time Gertrude and Penelope buy tickets and go into the theater. It's full, so they wind up sitting next to the old bum. Pretty soon Gertrude says to Penelope, "Penelope, the guy sitting next to us has his fly open and his crank's hanging out!"
Penelope says, "Gertrude, so what, you've seen a lot of cranks in your day!" And Gertrude yeah, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn"!
