A very thirsty guy walks into a bar, but once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the hell," he says to himself, "I could really use a beer right now."
He sits down at the bar and orders a mug. The bartender asks him, "What's the name of your *****?"
"Look, I'm not into that. All I want is a drink."
"I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your *****. House rules."
Not knowing what to say, and dying for a beer, the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a white wine and asks, "What is the name of your *****?"
With a smile and a wink, the guy answers, "Timex."
"Why Timex?"
"Because it takes a licking and keeps on ticking..."
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fellow on his right who is sipping a strawberry Daiquiri and asks him, "What is the name of your *****?"
"Ford, because quality is job 1." He adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy thinks for a while, and then tells the bartender, "The name of my ***** is 'Secret'. Now how about that beer?"
"Why 'Secret'?"
"Because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
He sits down at the bar and orders a mug. The bartender asks him, "What's the name of your *****?"
"Look, I'm not into that. All I want is a drink."
"I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your *****. House rules."
Not knowing what to say, and dying for a beer, the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a white wine and asks, "What is the name of your *****?"
With a smile and a wink, the guy answers, "Timex."
"Why Timex?"
"Because it takes a licking and keeps on ticking..."
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fellow on his right who is sipping a strawberry Daiquiri and asks him, "What is the name of your *****?"
"Ford, because quality is job 1." He adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy thinks for a while, and then tells the bartender, "The name of my ***** is 'Secret'. Now how about that beer?"
"Why 'Secret'?"
"Because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
