I KNOW HER NAME SHAL I REPEAT IT?
oopsWho Farted ???
I haven't farted in a week, good news is that I'm 10 lbs lighter on the bathroom scale...bad news is that my pants are too tight.
I like to fart!I haven't farted in a week, good news is that I'm 10 lbs lighter on the bathroom scale...bad news is that my pants are too tight.
I better fart by Friday or hanging around the fire pit on Saturday could become explosive!
A fart in a swimming pool is especially good. *Blub-blubble-bulb-blub-blip*Ever notice that farting in the shower is especially rewarding?
On lunch break...just water for me.I need another drink!
You can live vicariously through me this evening! I'm planning on drinkin enough for 2 or 3 tonight!On lunch break...just water for me.