Stop in for a cup of coffee

[halifaxhops]

I KNOW HER NAME SHAL I REPEAT IT?

 

[MOPARMITCH]

Ha

 

[MOPARMITCH]

Who Farted ???

 

[dukeboy440]

Who Farted ???

oops

 

[MOPARMITCH]

How goes it Chris ?

 

[ScampMike]

Who Farted ???

not me..

 

[toolmanmike]

Been busy this afternoon. I installed 3 thermostats that came today and pulled the old carpet and pad out of the family room. Time for a toddy.

 

[Ddaddy]

not me..
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I haven't farted in a week, good news is that I'm 10 lbs lighter on the bathroom scale...bad news is that my pants are too tight.

I better fart by Friday or hanging around the fire pit on Saturday could become explosive!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Good evening sirs.. had to work a little late today.. but fear not! I now have a frosty adult beverage!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

I haven't farted in a week, good news is that I'm 10 lbs lighter on the bathroom scale...bad news is that my pants are too tight.

I better fart by Friday or hanging around the fire pit on Saturday could become explosive!

I like to fart!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

If I ever author the 'Ben Drinkin Cookbook', I believe I'll title it 'Towards Increased Flatulence'...

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Ever notice that farting in the shower is especially rewarding?

 

[Ben Drinkin]

I just wish I had a volume control... Could come in handy while crop-dusting at work..

 

[Ben Drinkin]

I always wondered if the sound of a fart was really just your *** cheeks applauding the smell?

 

[Ben Drinkin]

The little woman put velcro on the bedsheets..

 

[Ben Drinkin]

You ever try to cough to cover the sound of a fart? FYI.. it doesn't work well.. And often leads to sharting yourself..

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Any other topics we should discuss? or disgust?

 

[Ben Drinkin]

I need another drink!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Coffee shop sure is empty.. And it's happy hour! Business is bad!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Maybe we should have pastries in here in the morning?

 

[Ddaddy]

Ever notice that farting in the shower is especially rewarding?

A fart in a swimming pool is especially good. *Blub-blubble-bulb-blub-blip*

 

[zkx14]

I need another drink!

On lunch break...just water for me.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

And maybe a crockpot of chili in the evenings.. and Fritos Brand Corn Chips and onions and cheese and jalapenos...

 

[Ben Drinkin]

On lunch break...just water for me.

You can live vicariously through me this evening! I'm planning on drinkin enough for 2 or 3 tonight!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

This drinking yourself to death is a lot harder than it sounds...