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Anything from ABBA.:rolleyes:

The technology to milk teens has been around since the 70's. Big oil leaves nothing untapped. The Kentucky Fried Movie (1/4) Recycling Crude Oil From Teenagers' Faces (1977) - YouTube

I think any car would be happy to have any kind of liquid lube in it if it was 2 qts low. Some that come to mind...... KY Jelly Bacon Grease Crisco Dirty french fry grease Self made lube Olive oil (Any vegatable oil) WD-40 Teenager face grease Popcorn butter Scented candle oils...

I guess yanking it yourself counts as sex huh?

When they are built with safety in mind they are not bad. I know from experience that they are waaaay funner to build and show that they are to drive.....this one is just a death rod....way expensive one at that.

It's not stupidity, it's called being a woman.

Hey Sheriff. My coronet's rear end is almost as big as yours! Better lay off the tastey cakes! LATER :burnout:

Totally with those WWF flying elbow moves behind the car and the fact they left the purse behind. :D Gotta hate the internet sometimes. 50% of the people who see this probably think this was real.

Luckily for the rest of the band they were spared the STD's that now ravage the Bass players genitals. Sometimes it's good to be the odd man out. :D

Larry was looking to start a new trend since the bucket challenge had become passe'.

Probably a top ten. I will tell this joke for 6 months. Thanks for the ammo :D

Hilarious. So hard to believe that people go for that fake demon ridding bs...lots of stupid people in this world teaching their kids to be just as stupid. That being said I gotta get my snakes ready for Monday service.

Ugh....I feel fat now. Think I will go have a burrito and a few margaritas and consider what diet to start.

Reverse OJ Police Helicopter Chase Steve DUI Lawn Mower Guy - YouTube

And Whisky Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest - YouTube

Seems a little staged.....same cops always involved.....makes you wonder.

And some weed.... Steve the Lawn Mower Guy's Domestic Arrest - YouTube

Steve has quite a history..he loves him some beer. Steve's Drunk and High DUI at Work (Arrested on Scissor Lift) - YouTube

If you wanna really clean out your innards try some Red Vines sugarless red licorice. One small package of about 10 twists will cause you to expel anything and everything that you have in your colon. All will come out in one trumpeting blast and you better have some paper towels handy cause...

Maybe it doubled at his beer mug and that's why it's a bad day...:sad2:

Round here its Margarita Wednesday at Rancho Grande Cantina....but I wont argue with you about tequila Tuesday....good lead in for Wednesday.

Tomorrow start your day with something that comes out of a beer can.....like beer. I guarantee your day will start off better. You may have to take a nap at noon though.

Before they were famous....the Gerber baby story....

Spirit of 76? More like 376..................lbs that is.

Say hi to my kids for me when you see her. I found a new slut on craigslist to knock up and leave. Signed..unemployed drug abusing drunk guys who need to be de nutted.

Of course his mom knows....she's the one who suggested he get out of the basement and take the job.:toothy3:

I spent over 5 minutes staring at the beans thinking they were going to shape shift into an image of a man.....then I gave up and saw a little face. I was looking for a man not a face! Thanks a lot.....my eye's are burning now...:glasses2::p Mop

That's OK...Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are fake as well but my kids still love em. Great comedy routine....the next one needs to involve a tazer and some gasoline for sure.... Mop

Steve.....I'm only gonna give you 2,493 more chances.....turn off the lil rascal and come on down from that water tower already. :-D

Man.....I'm just goin down to the oyster shack....c'mon Classic....I could watch this train wreck all day but I gotta get on my kids power wheels and drive up A highway to get me sum cigarrets and beer.