Little Johnny (it's always little Johnny) got a small part in the school play. His line was, "There she lay with hope in her sole, I snatched a kiss and stole away, Shakespeare".
Little Johnny appearing in from of the entire student body became frightened and confused and his lines came out as, "Her ***, I kissed her snatch, put soap in her hole and stole away. Apeshit, Snakeshit, oh **** it , I didn't want to be in this play anyhow."
He wasn't invited back.
Little Johnny appearing in from of the entire student body became frightened and confused and his lines came out as, "Her ***, I kissed her snatch, put soap in her hole and stole away. Apeshit, Snakeshit, oh **** it , I didn't want to be in this play anyhow."
He wasn't invited back.
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