A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear asks for a beer again
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
So he asks once more and says if I do not get a beer I will eat that woman at the end of the bar.
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear just tears into her then askes for a beer again
Bartender says we do not serve drug addict in this bar either
Bear is confused he says what do you mean by that?
Bartend: THAT WAS A BARBITCHYOUATE!
A bear walks into a bar and says
I'll have.....a beer
The bartender pours him a beer and the bear drinks it
About fifteen minutes later the bear goes
Can I have.....another beer?
Sure, the bartender says, and he pours him another beer
Another 20 minute go by, and the bear finishes that beer to
So, he asked the bartender, let me have.....another beer?
Sure, the bartender goes, but lemme ask you, what's with the pause?
The bear looks down at his paws, and goes
"I was born with em"