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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young female student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse, he mumbles, from behind the mask, 'Are my...

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A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even...

A guy has his girlfriend over to his house,(the guy still lives with his mom) his girlfriend and him decide they went to fool around a bit so they tell the guys mom that they are gonna go make sandwiches in the kitchen. When they get to the kitchen and begin to have sex the man whispers if you...

Came across some old cars ads that I thought you might like.

Looking for spare 66 barracuda engine and body parts.

My choice would be to chrome it out with the engine bay -plum crazy it would make it stand out with that combo. I have seen cars with that combo at car shows and I think it's sharp.

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Breaking News: CNN reports that gas stations will start showing **** movies on the Screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you do!!

A little kid walked into his Mom's room with a condom and said mommy what's this? She said son its a twinky wraper then he said well thats good because I already sucked the white cream out of it.

The polish that I found out that works real good with chrome is MAAS. But you can use it on all types of metal. You can get it at Wal-mart or here is there website www.maasinc.com

Two questions that I have for ya'll. Is there anywhere on the internet to see how many early barracudas are still around? And the second question is....I was talking to my insurance company today about getting insurance for the barracuda and they told me that the major insurance companies aren't...

And your dad has a very nice barracuda-66340sedan