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The Parking Officer's Funeral. As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!!!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too late pal, the paperwork's already...

Well, it took forty years but here are the new labels being considered for liquor bottles these days. This should be taken seriously!!! Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes Liquor manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on...

:oops: An Arab enters a taxi.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel's and certainly no...

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman...

Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock! Had to have a blood transfusion the other day. All they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood. It's not as bad as it sounds I now have a 12 inch c**k, and I am top of the housing list.. Sat...

Female Compassion - A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 women, an American, a Kiwi and an Australian women, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The American women said - have you ever had a hug - the man said No - so she gave him a hug and...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And then the fight started..... ______________________________ My...

Have just put the 2 barrel holley back on the motor after a rebuild,and the engine isnt even trying to fire up.Its getting plenty of fuel,have checked the coil(thats good)done the spark plug earthed to the block test and its got a real weak spark.The coil ohm test is at 1.8 ohms which is in the...

Can someone tell me who i could piston rings(30 thou over)and a set of main and conrod bearings(standard size)for my 225 slant 6?Just wondering if i could get these parts shipped to australia.Cheers BIGALL.

Gooday i'm al from west australia own a 1964 valiant sedan,pushbutton auto,slowly upgrading things on it but still drive it everyday that i can.Have been visiting fabo for a couple of months now and thought i'd put pictures in here.8)Reattached the pictures.:cheers: