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    Krylon and Elbow Grease

    I decided to repaint my Duster hood this winter, it was painted with Krylon originally and looked really bad. I put 3 coats on then sanded with 1200, 2000, 3000, and 5000 grit and finally polishing compound and it turned out pretty good. I still need to do the rest of the parts and it wouldn't...
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    Carpet Question

    I bought new carpet from Summit in about 2008, I think it was ACC carpet but the box is long gone. I am finally getting around to putting it in now. Will the carpet lose its shape over time if you don't install it? The carpet is supposed to be pre formed but it has almost no shape, really sucks...
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    New Garage / Winter Home

    On Monday we will be breaking ground for a new garage, it will be 40' X 70' X 12' and will be connected to my existing 30' X 70' by a 20' X 20' living area with a full bath. The new garage and living area will be central heated and air conditioned and will have a 16' X 40' covered patio party...
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    My Baby Is Back

    I got my Duster back after two years, I gave it to my son in law a few years ago but after a recent divorce I got it back. I'm not crazy about the divorce but I'm happy to have my A body back home with the rest of my collection, now it stays until it becomes part of my estate. :blob:
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    Drove an SRT8 Challenger today

    It was a Plum Crazy with a sunroof and 6 speed. It was a nice ride I love the look , sound , and feel. The 6.1 hemi is ok but not near what I expected , I guess the best explanation is it's fun fast while the Shelby is scary fast. Why is it that anyone under 30 years old thinks you are gay if...
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    Guts And Balls

    There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the...
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    Crazy Website

    This guy is nuts I laughed until I cried. He must be bored. http://www.dontevenreply.com/
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    WTB 71 Forward Light Harness

    I don't care about the shape of the plugs I only want the color coded wire to match my harness. PM me if you have something.
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    Help Tiger Out

    Click the link and help Tiger escape. http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
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    New Ford

    Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.
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    Priest and a Rabbi

    A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.' The priest then asked, 'Have you ever...
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    Crap your pants close

    On Thanksgiving day I decided to get the car ready for storage , I dumped in the proper amount of stabil and headed for the nearest BP station to fill-up. On the way home I thought I would get one more fun run , after getting out on the 4 lane limited access I nailed it in first with the usual...
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    Electrical drawings

    Can anyone scan and send me a full set of electrical drawings for a 71 Duster , or let me know where I could get some.
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    Electrical Speedometer

    Does anyone use one and how did you hook it up?
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    Instrument cluster

    Looking for one for a Duster standard cluster doesn't have to be in great shape or work I only need the plastic. PM me what you have.
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    Surgeons

    Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered". "I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are...
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    Little Johnny

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to...
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    B.C.fish & Wildlife Branch

    Due to the frequency of human-bear encouters,the B.C.FISH & WILD Life Branch is advising hikers,hunters,fisherman and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field. We advise the outdoorsmen to wear little...
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    D'oh!!

    One time there was an army camp in India that just received a new commander. During the new commanders first inspection everything checked out except one thing. There was a camel tied to a tree on the edge of the camp. The commander asked what it was for, one of the soldiers who had been...
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    How about it?

    This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and...
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    Moooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. > > In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning > Angus. > > 'Didn't you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' > asked the solicitor. > > Angus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what...
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    Story of luck

    If this does not touch your heart, then you just don't have one................................ An incredible story of luck and inspiration!! Can you believe it? This guy wins $181 million in the lottery last Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later. Talk about...
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    Husband ''11''

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times..?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales...
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    Little Johnny

    Little Johnny is in the classroom. The teacher is going to hold something behind her back, and the students have to tell her what she has behind her back. First she holds a ruler and says "it's long, hard and you can measure with it". A little girl stands up and says "it's a ruler". The teacher...
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    A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

    She is sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee Her son is on the box of Wheaties Her Daughter is in Business Week Her Boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl Her Husband is on the back of the Milk Carton
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    Second Opinion

    The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to...
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    One For The Ladies

    Man driving down the road. Woman driving up the same road. They pass each other. The woman yells at him "PIG" Man yells in response "B!TCH" MAN rounds next curve. Man crashes into HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies. Moral of the story: If men would just listen.......
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    Be Politically Correct

    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT...
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    blonde

    A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde...
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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and went to Vegas and Hooters a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat...
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