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Sorry, Ray. I hit the quote button on the wrong post. I KNOW it wasn't you. :banghead:

Ha! Masha is a regular customer at my store. She has an English bulldog and lives right around the corner... :cheers:

You're in the jokes section and the thread subject was "Jesus and the Democrat." If you don't like jokes about Jesus, why (in God's name) did you read it?! :wack:

Hot ****, holy ****, ****-for-brains...

Why bother with a helmet? If you touch anything, no helmet will save you from going SPLAT!

Ouch! The truth hurts...;-)

Wife got a couple cards, a dozen red roses delivered to her, and a fancy dinner out tonight... Girlfriend got a card. Guess which one visited to give me the bj........ :jocolor:

Doh! :banghead:

LOL! Took me 7 tries. I thought I was bad, but you guys crack me up! :cheers:

A study by the University of Hawaii Department of Psychology reveals that older men may have difficulty with computers and Internet technology. Initial analysis suggests this may be due to brain aging, prior alcohol or drug abuse, and/or shrinkage of the occipital lobes -- resulting in...

Good commercial...................bad car. :wack:

A kindergarten class was given a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. The first little boy called upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and then sat back down...

So if she did go frack herself, would that make her a mother fracker?! :D

Honey, you have a little "broth" running down your chin... :glasses7:

LOL. I just stole this for a facebook post. :cheers:

MADE for motorboating! :blob::blob::blob:

MAN! That had me CRYING!!! LMFAO!!!

Good one! :roll:

I'm all for individuality, but C'MON!!! :banghead:

LOL. They sound like the Beavis and Butthead of Finland! :burnout:

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr...

Ummmm.....I still don't get it. :wack:

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning...

Lol. I was SURE I was gonna see a side shot of Bozo..."clown's profile".

Anteater in Estonia eating a rutabaga!

Bwahahaha!! :cheers:

Classic!! :cheers:

Wouldn't that be a "fartist?" :bootysha:

roflol! Priceless!

Just received a spam email with the subject line "eliminate weenies feebleness". Took me a few seconds to figure out what this was about...Makes you wonder what language would translate "erectile dysfunction" as "weenie feebleness". I apologize for my 12 year-old sense of humor. :toothy10...