" Go get the hammer, Go get the hammer, Go get the hammer."

[Oklacarcollecto]

There was this redkneck couple. He was old and she was super ugly but young. The roof was leaking so the old man went up to nail some new tin on it to stop the leaks. The old man is up patching the roof and he drops his hammer. He says woman "go get the hamer." Woman says " Go get the hammer, Go get the hammer, Go get the hammer." She gets the hammer and hands it to him. Then he works for a while and needs more nails. He says woman "go get some nails." Woman says " Go get the nails, Go get the nails, Go get the nails." She gets the nails and hands them to him. Every thing is going along well until he misses the nail and smacks his thumb. Hell yells FU** in major pain and the woman heads for the house saying "Go get the sack, Go get the sack, Go get the sack."

 

[Old Tired Rebel]

Lmao

 

[jw_german]

HAHAHA!!!! im kinda slow, took me a minute to get that.

 

[Moepar]

That is a great all time classic....it's always a hit.

 

[GoFish]

Ummmm.....I still don't get it. :wack:

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

ummmm.....i still don't get it. :wack:

lol.....

 

[340plot]

gofish, you are not alone!.lol

 

[Old Tired Rebel]

what do you call your bed? The sack

 

[jw_german]

what do you call your bed? The sack

I was thinking more along the lines of a burlap sack, cause it started with she was super ugly.....:toothy7:

 

[OneOfMany]

Shake shake shake... shake your baggie, shake your baggie