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DSL is a good small distro as well, (Damn Small Linux) There is also slax that is based on slackware, but it is customizable. Kanotix is a knoppix based distro, and if you have ever dabbled in hac...err modifying, then you may know knoppix well. It is a great network security tool

Another great site is http://failblog.org/

My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than...

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point...

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed...

Graham had been in Police work for 35 years ... Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the isolated Kimberleys, as far from humanity as possible to live on his own. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total...

Let's face it, so do most Men

I love Stephen lynch. I heard him about 2001, and have listened ever since. I have not seen him live, but I have a DVD of him live and it is funny.

Gotta love Todd Snider

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDRAhiBtOrQ That one get stuck in my head....and here is ona,although, it is NSFW; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ