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Duuuhhhh, lookee Maw. See the purdy letters? I just luv my new calligraphy axe.

Guy in upper right - "Dude, you better get your hand off my husband's knee." Officer W.C. Fields in front row - "You know, Joe, you're not half-bad looking up close." Joe Biden - "Hmmm...I was right, Democrats can get away with anything, even when caught totally red-handed and on camera." Guy...

Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to impound the vehicle and confiscate the evidence.

living will Just kidding about the "happily married". January was my 31st anniversary... with my only wife.

How about... happily married

If you only knew, Leanna, if you only knew......

Now, for the rest of you... let's all sing along. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57KDDKbfhmI

Another one for you, Leanna.... Thought you might even like the "hunk" singing the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo Enjoy, Jerry

Please forgive me for this one.... I heard it more than thirty years ago and still hear it in my head every once in a while. Hang in there, it does have a song you'll never forget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No

I think it's ............................. peanut butter jelly time! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4

Wait a hold it! Let's give credit where credit is due. I solved it well before he did. See my earlier posts cryptically alluding to the secret message made famous by Ralphie's eventual solution to the radio broadcast cypher. Whew! That was a mouthful. I thought the idea was to keep...

You'll NEVER get me to talk.

Ummm, cuda, wouldn't that be "01 type"?

All I will say is "Little Orphan Annie Secret Society". Any more than that and I could be killed. Jerry

Mmmmm, I love the stuff. Jerry

Actually, I would call it more of a rectal-cital...

And Howard Stern is not???

Ouch!

Here's Bubba's whole pack of huntin' dogs....

Yep, that's it - with a few broken rules on my part, I'm sure. Of course, I do that with English, too. Erryjay

Ankthay ouyay Uckchay orfay emindingray emay of igpay atinlay. I adhay orgottenfay boutay itay. (For those of you who are uninitiated in the obscure language of Pig Latin, here ya go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Latin Erryjay

Raul, I'm not sure if you mean my "Latin", because I took the original Latin - the dead language used by the Romans - not Latin American "Latin" used by our neighbors south of the border. Jerry

I took two years of Latin for my foreign language credits in the 70s. I still refuse to be forced to learn Spanish. If they want something from me, they can speak English, this country's official language (for now.) Jerry