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This is the only way I will ever have a smoking hot body!!!!!!

Her real name is Bruce!!

She comes with her own rubber!

The funny part is that I know the guy in this pic!!!!

I like fishing!!! LOL

Now that rear I would LOVE to see bounce!!

Now THAT is what you call flow through ventilation!!

Let me show you the back seat where I was made!!

I like them bone in, bone out- repeat as many times as required. LOL

Up here in the great white north we have a store called Canadian Tire. Their Mastercraft tools all have a lifetime warranty. The best part is that quite often their tools go on sale for insanely low prices. My garage has a LOT of their tools and I have NEVER had a problem with warranty on any...

do you think that I have enough junk in my trunk???

Lol!!

The carpet doesn't match the drapes!!

Please don't fart, please don't fart, please don't fart!!

I told you I had a foot- here is prove positive!

Lady Gaga's mom!!

I am trying my best to get that damn front end in the air!!!!

The bird crap is worth more money!! LOL

How am I EVER going to get that out of my head??????

Can I have a car pretty please???? LOL

Dad I need your help! Damn Keith what have you gone and done this time!!!!!!!!

why couldn't I land that job!!!!!

It's supposed to do that- right????

Now that is funny SH_T!!! LOL

As a kid I went around taking off the plates from the electrical plugs and switches and then putting them back on or hammering any nail I could find into a post in our basement. Once I got my first bike I was ALWAYS taking them apart to try to make them better or to paint them in my mom's kitchen!!

I can NOT understand how I would be invisible to women with the size of me compared to a younger man?!?!?!?!?

That's a nice pair, but NOT as nice as yours!!

at least he had underwear on!!! LOL