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I’d love to hear that outside every morning at 0300hrs. Probably leave my window open in hopes to glean the aroma of badassness. Really man there is an unfortunate but effective remedy for this. Just get a decent neighborhood petition going and personally hand it to the city council member...

They'll think of something.

Daayyyuuuummmm that is really messed up. Most likely that's in Kenya.

Meh, she's aight

Damit all of yall have better than what I had.

Lol. Never thought about it but Flamboyant certainly is not conservative.

Geez what a flamboyant idiot.

It wouldn't surprise me if we are buying it and giving it back.

Our president has a good deal going. Take over an embassy and get a free Toyota or Suburban.

Lol. Virginians, West Virginians, what's the difference.

F'ing a pumpkin huh? Geez from home.

Chester is an all time classic.

Lol. That's messed up.

I've been tazed a few times. It absolutely sucks, the bright side is that I always feel great afterwards. Would I taze myself, huh NO. Good story.

It's almost as if he's a real idiot.

I was finished in my previous life.

66. Have to sweep up bird shot of the floor after supper, and reload it.

You got that right. Me and a buddy used to sit a few houses down from the mayors house at about 1am and wait for speeders to come by. We would then rip past the mayors house sideways boiling the tires of the charger and then go air born at the R/R tracks fun until we broke the motor mounts.

Lol. I can't stop.

A checkpoint of some kind would have prevented the whole thing. Except for you getting flipped off, that was bound to happen.

What this guy did is not an infraction it is a misdemeanor. The cop doesn't have to witness a misdemeanor for a charge. You will have to have the plate number and be able to identify the driver. Then meet an officer at the magistrates office to write out a sworn statement. The magistrate will...

No offense to doughnut eatin fatasses None taken.lol

Lol. Nice, I'm stealing that one.

That is funny. Don't make me part it out, I'll do it damit.

Hell no, that was ingenious.

57. You have to mow your driveway.

Oh man i can just see myself pushing on some HillaryBeast bumper sticker wearing Prius right out of the way in that thing. A true classic, I'd be the pride of the neighborhood.

That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a good while.

Nice hotrod, that guys really thinking outside the box.

You're a sick man, but I get it.