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"......and so this little feller at the Piggly Wiggly axed, 'WHAT YEAR IS YER MUSTANG BUBBA?' he won't be makin' that silly mistake no more......."

It's like a butt ugly woman with a knockout body::blob: It would be some of the best fun you've ever had, just hope your friends don't catch you ridin' it.:dontknow:

When I have this urge to strangle my 19 year old for being a PITA, I just check in with my neighbor across the way. His son and mine were born 3 days apart in 1993. I does appear misery loves company.:banghead: Don't think of your teenager locked in their room all day as being lazy.=...

Now Jay that's stealing!!!!! Next time, swipe a cop car. You can alway argue your tax dollars purchased it.

You know that a Dodge Duster Dart Demon is three separate automobiles.:dontknow:

I beg to differ bro: It's the F-body that's a Nova:wack: The A-body is a Mustang, especially 1st gen......:dink:

When you see a really pretty young girl.................. and can't stop wondering what her mother looks like!:banghead: When the girl in the Playboy centerfold reminds you a lot more of you daughter than your wife..........:confused:

One of my favorites is the dork that blows by me a 90+ and boils all four tires when he mistakes a security car for a real cop car up ahead. "......Zarkov calling from the planet Mongo....................." The dude is probably what we call "scary smart" He can assemble all that gear, but...

And I thought The Tubes were reuniting for a tour................... Oh Yeah, 1988 needs it its hairdo back................. It WAS funny, though.

I quote the great Southern Rock Philosopher Gregg Allman: "......RAP is one letter short of being spelled right.......":puke:

What do you call a woman who's perfect in every way? ...MOM....

"....Yesssir, Officer Bimbaeu from the Malibu Police Department, say did YOU report a Pontiac wagon stolen, say, about 40 some years ago??????" "WELL, GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ain't gonna believe this.........":toothy4:

AAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! YYYYOOOO!!! yousa sunnmabeech!!!!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!! WHATSAMATTAUUUU?????? IBREAKAYOUFACE!!! :-D

Got any pics of their mom's??????????????=P~

Beans and Weenies + Budweiser = "I'm with the band....":bootysha:

On a rare day off I was jarred awake by the phone ringing. On the other end was a gal from my wifes work station. She had come onto some money and wanted a mans opinion. Mid thirties, unattached, brassy funny, smart, but, unfortunately, in line when the boob fairy was on vacation. The exchange...

You guys need to hit the track more often. According to most track announcers ALL Mopar A-bodys are Dusters!! There's the Valiant Duster (the blind hog finds an acre....) The Dart Duster The Duster "notchback" (really heard a Swinger called that..) And the rare, but famous, Duster...

:headbang: We ALL knew at least one kid who was forced to learn the accordian.

:cheers: An intellelegent, thoughtful, heavy, emotional and passonate conversation can be held between two Italian men using only the following phases: 1-....I oughtta!!! (used with a drawn back clenched fist. Graziano fans use their right, while Marciano worshipers use the left....)...

:bootysha: Ya know, Al Gore invented the UFO.........

:snakeman: I was so shocked to see a McDonalds commercial with white people, I had missed the Dart............:bootysha:

I did. While it may be your right to fart, pick your nose, or jerk off in public, please don't subject the rest of us to the deed !!! As far as standing and showing thanks and respect, the subtle method seems to work best for me; I leaned forward to two "gentlemen" at a recent racing event...

:angel11:BULLSEYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But my wife or daughter can't believe I'd haul my grandson to the mall. The track, parts store, car show or cruise, sure!! But not the mall..................RICK

Ya know, if he would have been that energetic at the jobsite originally, he probably would still be employed. RICK :axe: