If Your A Grandpa, Don't Get Lost!

[69signetv8]

A small child was lost at a large shopping mall. A uniformed
policeman approached the crying child and asked what was wrong.


Screaming, the child answered, "I've lost my grandpa!"


The cop asked, "What's he like?"


The little child hesitated for a moment, stopped crying and then
sobbed, "Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits." :-D

 

[Dago Red]

:angel11:BULLSEYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But my wife or daughter can't believe I'd haul my grandson to the mall. The track, parts store, car show or cruise, sure!! But not the mall..................RICK

 

[1969340dart]

That was a REAL GOOD ONE there.I laughed my *** off!

 

[Rob]

Good one Jimmy Boy, I liked that!

 

[memike]

So you took your granddaughter to the mall Jimmy boy?

Treva is still laughing:angel10: Darn good one there Jimmy boy

 

[FASTBACK340]

That was %$#@#$% funny Jimmy! Even my Wife laughed at that one!

 

[Dartnut]

I'm his grandpa!:evil4:

 

[440Ken]

Grandpa's united...we all like the same thing:tongue3:

 

[RedFish]

I lost my grand daughter at a car show. She said, "Like my baby brother." Officer says with a smile,"You'll have to tell me more 'cause I've never seen you baby brother." She replies, "Well, he aint got much hair, and he aint got many teeth. He don't walk too good, and he smells funny."