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    The finger.....

    Just because something's legal, doesn't make it prudent.
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    Hey Randy

    I'm sure this whole thing is just a misunderstanding and ol' Randy was just doing a little research. I mean really, doesn't the whole thing sound like a country song? A little work on the lyrics (change the car to a P/U truck, add a line about his dog), stick in some twangy guitars and it'll go...
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    My wife says I pay more attention to the dogs!

    My dog loves me unconditionally, I am always #1 to him. My wife, on the other hand complains constantly and often trats me like #2. Of course I pay more attention to the dog!!
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    Now in Paperback!!!

    C'mon, who're you kidding? That's just the table of contents!
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    My first joke in a long time "No Offence"

    Perhaps, you've heard the one about the Dodgers fan and the Giants fan? It's not funny at all!
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    Florida

    If that map's right and you haven't left out a whole mess of border jumping illegals sucking the life out of the entire state and threatening to drown you in a sea of Mexican flags, I may consider moving.
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    Front wheel drive

    Of course you are correct, but in support of my point, they're on the endangered species list!
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    Front wheel drive

    FWD is wrong wheel drive, it is against the laws of nature. We need look no further than the natural world to see that there are no animals that are propelled primarily by their front legs; therefore FWD is repugnant in the eyes of God!
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    Dead Penguins

    Good idea and no real reason to wait until they're sick or elderly! We should do it right after we kill all the lawyers.
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