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Stupid leftist city slickers would try to pet them!

Like purple micro-dot?

No offence meant.

You must be a city slicker.

What's this world coming to?

The wife and I went to a steakhouse the other day, they have the Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu. Neither one of us have had them in years, we ordered them-they weren't like I remembered them. They have a ******** Festival every year. The name of the place is The Round The Bend Steakhouse...

I have this highway that comes into town near me. It used to go from 55 mph to 25 mph. The law enforcement would always stand under an evergreen tree on the corner with a portable radar gun. I always wished I had I Dream Of Jeannie's power-I would have made the officer **** in his pants every...

This pink house looks like the Simpsons house, right?

She must have learned to drive on a car that had a lumpy cam in it.

This reminds me of a night many years ago when I was younger. I went out with some coworkers for a couple drinks celebrating a supervisors last night. This nice looking blonde that I worked right beside just had carpel tunnel surgery, so she only had 1 free hand. We were all leaving and she had...

Yep!

And you have to hold the activation slide back in order to shoot.

I'm sure glad this was just the matching numbers 302 out of my '69 Z28, rather than the 318 out of my work truck!:rofl:

And that's when the fight started!

Ha!

How do you like all the illegals flooding your blue state?

Biden's illegals are getting whatever they want plus more.

I'd hate to see them kids!:rofl:

My little teacup poodle loves coffee too. I have a cup in the morning and one at night when I get home, I use cream and sugar-bad I know. I leave him about a teaspoon in the cup and he'll lick the cup clean. When I'm still drinking, he'll stand on the arm of the chair like a pointer waiting...

Then Bill stuff it down Hillary's mouth and choke her to death.

To bad Hillary didn't cut it off.:rofl:

Ole Bill still denies it:rofl:

Those were the days!

The meth heads would only need a ladder and might not damage the walls. Hook the wires up to 220 at night. :lol:

Well-we all want to know-did you bang her? :lol:

They need to give those poor old guys chairs to sit on.

Is that not Whoopi? :lol: My mistake, if it's not.

Please-Shoot it down.

No-He wants to lick the seat.

It's time to get rid of her!