Wal*Mart shoppers

[Car Nut]

 

[66fyssh]

What in the lop-sided boobie is that?

 

[33IMP]

Shoplifted merchandise holding the right one up.

 

[Yunick13]

I'm too busy looking at the brunette in white.

I brake for brunettes.

 

[toolmanmike]

A WalMart thread? Where's @pittsburghracer ?

 

[diymirage]

A WalMart thread? Where's @pittsburghracer ?

Underneath her right boob

 

[Jeff Seighman]

You just know pittsburghracer is gonna have to top that, right?

 

[Dartnut]

Only 3 more payments and the left one is going to be done...

 

[Ahoey]

They only had one can of fix a flat left, 2 weeks for new shipment, she’s pissed because now it’s the Goodyear tire shop.

 

[pittsburghracer]

Don’t pick on that Chinese girl. That’s my neighbor one-hung-low.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Don’t pick on that Chinese girl. That’s my neighbor one-hung-low.

And her husband is Sum Dum Phuc

 

[Ahoey]

And her husband is Sum Dum Phuc

Don’t forget about her brother who wrote the novel **** on the bathroom wall by Who Flung Poo

 

[toolmanmike]

And I bet they eat Cream of Sum Yung Guy for lunch!

 

[Car Nut]

 

[Ahoey]

True story heard they were going to take that out of they’re stores

 

[Car Nut]

True story heard they were going to take that out of they’re stores

They had them in before, and they took them out.

 

[jos51700]

Whirlstarrrr

There is a chance that she's going to use that to inflate somebody's *** cheeks.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

True story heard they were going to take that out of they’re stores

We never did get invited to the Xmas party being employees working in self checkout

 

[Ahoey]

We never did get invited to the Xmas party being employees working in self checkout

But I heard some cashiers got some big Christmas bonuses

 

[Mark Wainwright]

But I heard some cashiers got some big Christmas bonuses

Only if you can by security LOL... what a joke that is, the guy at the door is usually asleep

 

[Ahoey]

Only if you can by security LOL... what a joke that is, the guy at the door is usually asleep

I often wondered what the old retired don’t give a **** guy standing there was called

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I often wondered what the old retired don’t give a **** guy standing there was called

And their favorite saying is... "I'm sorry, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a ****"

 

[Dartnut]

I often wondered what the old retired don’t give a **** guy standing there was called

The greeter.
More like the geezer...

 

[lemondana]

They need to give those poor old guys chairs to sit on.