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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted...

No way to pic the best Benny Hill babe! but to look at it from a different angle in this case there is no wrong answer!

but the show was! Benny was the Burlesque King of the U.K.!

1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability- The probability of being...

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it...

damn, that's crazy...

funny!!!

I have one for sale, .030 over.

This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself? The Beretta Jetfire: While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my husband we were...

c'mon inkjunkie don't be like that. its humor.

but this one cracks me up!!!! Super Bowl 2015 Super Bowl XLIX Preview Funniest Superbowl Ads Wheat Thins Yeti Bigfoot Nightvision - YouTube

A man and a woman were sitting beside each otheri n the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A...

SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats". But, none of...

Sam Kinison on Marriage and World Hunger - YouTube

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a HEMI powered Charger when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask...

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then...

funny!!!

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them boy's alright by me! No poseur's allowed in that crew!

Jawga Boyz - Ridin High - feat. Bottleneck (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) - YouTube

Man this girl needs help... but not from me! Damaged goods...

I'd still be in the Pen behind some grab *** crap like that!!!

curses! foiled again!!!!

Several days ago as I left a meeting; I desperately gave myself a quick pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed...

Woman tazed at McDonald's drive thru TWICE!! - YouTube

already done Obama, Pelosi, Boxer, Waters, Reid, and Schumer but they won't go away!!! I'll try Dodd and Frank tomorrow...

Dang Dan, that's a mouthful!!! But you're spot on and good for the Dad. Someone has to be in charge and if I'm the earner/provider and Father all rolled into one then that would be me. Until you grow up and make your own monies and support yourself in your own domicile it's gonna be done my...

Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd...