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    Columbian prostitutes?

    I just found this and had to share......
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    Redneck winners list

    And here they are.......... http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/2008-redneck-winners/
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    Most expensive car crashes

    Most Expensive Car Crashes check them out...especially the last one... Most Expensive Car Wrecks The biggest loser? --------------------------------------- #10. Bugatti EB110 ... $500,000 This 1992 $500,000 super-exotic Bugatti EB110 was being driven by a mechanic as part of...
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    All about caulk SNL

    It`s amazing what`s on Youtube. This is an old skit but still good for a laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag6ZLSW_dD8
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    There........I fixed it!

    Okay guys, don`t get any ideas. :D
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    The South`s gonna do it again

    If u'r from th South, U gonn'a luv/dis/1...sc Subject: USRSF The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the...
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    Classic rock song lyrics

    Most everybody has heard Joe Cockers Woodstock rendition of The Beatles "A Little Help From My Friends" and now the lyrics are revealed. http://www.elwp.com/Joe%20Cocker.html
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    Marijuana filled firewood

    MARIJUANA-FILLED FIREWOOD 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith ...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'...
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    Southernisms

    You must have friends that are transplants that need this information. > > > > Suthen-isms: > > ____ > > Only a Southerner knows the difference between a > hissie fit and a > > conniption fit, and that you don't HAVE them, you > PITCH them. > > _____ > > Only a...
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    Crude farmer/sheep joke

    Sorry if some of you find this crude but I couldn`t help but laugh at this one: A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm "Honey, this pig is what I f*ck when you don`t feel well". The wife looks up from the magazine she`s reading and says, "That`s not a pig, it`s a sheep."...
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    Parking space

    I was watching the preacher Joel Osteen today and had to laugh at a little story he told about faith, God, and a parking space. A man is in his car driving through a busy parking lot, he`s been through it several times and there are just no parking places anywhere to be had. As he starts another...
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    The Evolution of Dance

    If you`ve never seen this video then take a few minutes and check it out . It`ll leave a smile on your face. http://youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
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    Those animals......real?

    If elephants could fly.......watch out!!!! How about paint? http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=840d3b2c-9379-4649-85d0-445d4dc1fbde&playlist=videoByTag:tag:most%20watched%20viral:ns:MSNVideo_Top_Cat:mk:us:vs:0&from=MSNHP&tab=m1192124571607&GT1=28114
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    The 320 pound woman

    The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like? Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 pounds looks like.... Got it? Ready? Scroll down...
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    FABO Ebay ads

    There`s no telling what will show up on the FABO Ebay ads when A-body is used as a search phrase.........here`s another unique one that recently came up.:) http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=002&category=15687&ssPageName=WDVW&item=120209147068&rd=1
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    When "oh sh*t" is appropriate

    Here`s a few examples of when saying "oh ****", would be appropriate.
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