Crude farmer/sheep joke

[Longgone]

Sorry if some of you find this crude but I couldn`t help but laugh at this one:

A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm "Honey, this pig is what I f*ck when you don`t feel well". The wife looks up from the magazine she`s reading and says, "That`s not a pig, it`s a sheep." The man replies, "I was talking to the sheep."

 

[macadoo1961]

Yep your right that was pretty crude but I couldn't help but laugh:happy10:

 

[moparwedden]

yep that sure is funny.:cheers::cheers::cheers:

 

[FISHBREATH]

What did the farmer say to his sheep?



"Baaaaaack up"