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Sung to the " The Beverly Hillbillies Theme " Listen to ma story bout a man named Jed, An A-body owner barely kept his family fed, Then one day he was racing with some dudes, And out from his pan came some bubbling crude, Oil that is-black gold-texas tea-broken con rod. Well ol' Jed he aint a...

Two women walking down the street and they see a new store, it is 5 stories tall and has a big flashing sign on the front. HUSBAND STORE Oh, oh says one lady lets go in. Ok says the other. The 2 ladies enter the store and the first thing they see is an elevator with a sign beside it that...

It has been snowing really hard for the last 6 hours and the temperature has dropped to -30. My wife has been looking through the the kitchen window for the last 3 hours. Guess I'll let her in now.