Two women walking down the street and they see a new store, it is
5 stories tall and has a big flashing sign on the front.
HUSBAND STORE Oh, oh says one lady lets go in. Ok says the other.
The 2 ladies enter the store and the first thing they see is an elevator
with a sign beside it that reads On this floor you will find men with jobs.
The ladies are quite tickled with the prospect of having husbands that actually have jobs, but then one of them looks back at the elevator and
says we should check the next floor and see whats up there. They smile
and get in the elevator and proceed to floor #2, The doors open and they see another sign. On this floor you will find good looking men with jobs
that enjoy doing house work. The ladies are very excited now almost step off the elevator, but decide they should check out floor #3. The door opens and again there is a big sign. On this floor you will find great looking men with great paying jobs that love to do house work and have large *****'s. Wow the ladies exclaim this just keeps getting better lets keep going and they go to floor #4. The doors open and there is a big sign that reads On this floor you will find men that are filty rich, love doing house work, have big *****'s and they will make love to you when ever you wish and will worship you forever. OOOH my God the ladies exclaim, quick quick
lets go to floor #5. The doors open and again there is a big sign that
reads: This floor was placed here for one purpose. To prove that no
matter how hard you try "There is no pleasing women" Please follow
the arrows and exit the building.
So in all fairness the same company opened a 5 story tall "WIFE STORE"
across the street. The sign on the first floor reads: On this floor you will
find women that love sex and drink beer.
Still to this day no one knows what is on the other floors.
Cheers.
5 stories tall and has a big flashing sign on the front.
HUSBAND STORE Oh, oh says one lady lets go in. Ok says the other.
The 2 ladies enter the store and the first thing they see is an elevator
with a sign beside it that reads On this floor you will find men with jobs.
The ladies are quite tickled with the prospect of having husbands that actually have jobs, but then one of them looks back at the elevator and
says we should check the next floor and see whats up there. They smile
and get in the elevator and proceed to floor #2, The doors open and they see another sign. On this floor you will find good looking men with jobs
that enjoy doing house work. The ladies are very excited now almost step off the elevator, but decide they should check out floor #3. The door opens and again there is a big sign. On this floor you will find great looking men with great paying jobs that love to do house work and have large *****'s. Wow the ladies exclaim this just keeps getting better lets keep going and they go to floor #4. The doors open and there is a big sign that reads On this floor you will find men that are filty rich, love doing house work, have big *****'s and they will make love to you when ever you wish and will worship you forever. OOOH my God the ladies exclaim, quick quick
lets go to floor #5. The doors open and again there is a big sign that
reads: This floor was placed here for one purpose. To prove that no
matter how hard you try "There is no pleasing women" Please follow
the arrows and exit the building.
So in all fairness the same company opened a 5 story tall "WIFE STORE"
across the street. The sign on the first floor reads: On this floor you will
find women that love sex and drink beer.
Still to this day no one knows what is on the other floors.
Cheers.
